to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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