you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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