i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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