Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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