It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He? As in you personified your dick?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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