I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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