You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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