Your dad touched me again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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