what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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