My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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