party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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