covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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