I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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