I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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