Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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