Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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