the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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