it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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