Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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