another moral hangover. fuck.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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