Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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