He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize
