We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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