is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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