I could have mohawked her pubes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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