Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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