Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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