thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
