32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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