why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
