It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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