do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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