It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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