Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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