I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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