the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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