The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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