hotel room ftw
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
