If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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