therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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