what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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