Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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