love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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