I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
