the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I have post one night stand depression
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