Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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