i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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