ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
zippers are such a cool invention
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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