just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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