Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
