Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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