Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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